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Draco Malfoy

Either you love him or you hate him. Has daddy issues. Is blonde. Is a big fat coward. Is one of the hottest and least hot characters in existence.
Heather: God, I love Draco Malfoy.
Jenny: I--erk--I just can't--he's--but--
Heather: Shh, it's okay, give yourself over to it. There's no fighting his sex appeal.
by HeatherZz January 18, 2009
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John malkovich

is a brilliant, eclectic, and versatile actor who is a treat to watch , and considered by many including me the greatest actor of all time
Friend : who is your favourite actor?

ME: john malkovich
by EL-CHAPO November 25, 2018
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Draco Malfoy

Definition of SEXY! The Slytherin Sex-god. J.K Rowling should have made Harry Potter look like him.
Chantel: Oh My God! Did you see the Deathly Hallows 2 last night at the cinema?

Naomi: Yeah, I couldn't keep my eye's off that Slytherin Sex-god!

Chantel: Draco Malfoy?

Naomi: WELL DOHH!
by Kitcatbooklover111 November 6, 2012
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Lucius Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy is the father of Draco and husband to Narcissa Malfoy. He is a Death Eater and all around baddie in the Harry Potter books though in the last installment of the series, the Deathly Hallows, Lucius' pureblood ideals seem to take a back seat to protecting his family. In the second book, he was responsible for getting Tom Riddle's diary into Ginny Weasley's hands and thus reopening the Chamber of Secrets. He was a high ranking Death Eater in Voldemort's inner circle until he screwed up and got thrown into Azkaban prison for the Department of Mysteries debacle. Lucius is known for his wealth and influence in the Wizarding community despite his prejudice against Muggle Borns like Hermione Granger. He is portrayed by Jason Isaacs in the Harry Potter films.
Hermione: Wow, that Lucius Malfoy is a real fox! Too bad he's such a prejudiced prick and would probably Avada me if I offered to polish his broomstick...
by meeeeeeep April 18, 2009
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Malcolm

Malcolm is the most funniest guy you will come across he can be annoying sometimes but he is the most truthful friend in your life. He is also sexy he will get any girl any day. Malcolm love the wild life and love to adventure out the out back. Never get on his bad side because he gets really Angry and is not afraid to punch you. But he won’t punch a girl.
by ThAt-_-TwIn June 18, 2019
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Malcolm in the Middle

Like The Simpsons, but with real people. A good show that makes fun of everyday life situations in a clever way and I'll never get tired of watching.
On Malcolm in the Middle the kid that plays Reese is the best-looking and Frankie Muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.
by fags-in-the-shower July 24, 2008
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malcolm

as a malcolm i cannot confirm any of these, these are all false
that malcolm is from canada
by NorthIsHot January 6, 2021
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