No makeup november

Females or anything with a vagina can’t use makeup throughout November

Damn I wish I can u makeup but it’s no makeup November

by 5hefw_jae November 15, 2021

drag makeup

an over exaggerated makeup look, usually done by drag queens/kings but can be done in either form for either gender

“i did drag makeup yesterday”

by symxxxx February 2, 2021

Makeup method

When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.

Yeah bro she let me do the makeup method!

by Lillpumpkin February 2, 2025

Lohasled e26 bulbs makeup light output the right lighting

We always worry about makeup lighting when there is a rainy day or cloudy day,it really means if you have a mirro with lighting of suitable temperature and brightness,I would recommend one product Lohasled e26 bulbs makeup light

Lohasled e26 bulbs makeup light output the right lighting

by lohas December 9, 2019

National No Makeup Day

On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty

John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”

by Grayson allen June 6, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.

Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 30, 2024