royal mail

A shower of arseholes who are either on strike or stealing your parcels.

Royal mail.

Tom "Look at that fucking postman opening cards looking for cash"
Bill " Rare to see one, the cunts are usually on strike "

by Ihate pakis November 29, 2022

Spam Mail

The throw-away email address you use to register to sites that you know will spam the shit out of you.

I knew that lesbian fisting site was going to spam me, so I gave them my spam mail.

by wtfpwnage September 20, 2009

Gee Mail

Usually an email that's of MORE INTEREST to the sender, than of the recipient.

Someone sends you an email (Gee Mail) that asks you to forward it to TEN other people or you will lose your right testicle. If you are a woman, you won't lose yours, but your boyfriend or husband will.
OR: you get an email about your friend's or family's kid making honor roll at school, prompting you to say "Gee" who gives a damn? My kid can't even spell his name!

by Webserf September 26, 2012

Chain E-mail

Some junk mail that says if you send it to 50000 people then your crush kisses you 3 days into the future.

Person 1- "I heard Catherine got a chain E-mail that said she would get kissed by Bob yesterday....so she asked Bob to kiss her."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."

by Kyreshis February 17, 2008

brown hate mail

Shitting though the letterbox of some one you hate/dislike

Steve.. I got some brown hate mail!
Andy.. What's that?
Steve.. Someone shit though my letterbox
Andy.. They must hate you

by mitch00uk April 19, 2015

Tom the Mail Man

An absolute legend in the underground scene, and one of the most versatile artists that exists. He can sing, rap, play video games, stream, and do all of that AT THE SAME TIME. Everyone needs to listen to him.

Person 1: Oh my god bro, have you heard the new Tom the Mail Man song?
Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FIRE, I HONESTLY LOVED SSIE AND NOW HE'S DROPPING MORE STUFF!
Person 3: Who's Tom the Mail Man?
Person 1 & 2: Let's show our homie how fire this man is

by 2extra May 11, 2021

Picture Mail

When a female blesses your phone with flicks of herself

guy: Hey can you send me picture mail
female: Got you pa (sends pictures of herself)

by Giant pepe February 25, 2020