madness

doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result

madman: im gonna run into this wall until i can phase through it

random guy: thats madness

by shamalamadingdong January 14, 2008

Mango Muff Madness

A mythical flavor of Kool-Aid said to be the most delicious of all the flavors. It is rumored to be hidden in one of the national archives of Zimbabwe, protected by a fleet of raved mongrels and the flesh eating virus known as the Kool-Aids. Simpley tasting the delicousness of this mythical flava' will give anyone who is brave enough to over come the trials will be blessed with the power to "Take over the Ghetto"

I need that Mango Muff Madness to take out those niggas across the street.

by D-Unit 01 December 22, 2005

Madness

When a group of thugs/chavs/delinquents etc all meet up in a group and ambush/single someone out to harm or even kill them.

Oi mate, up for a Madness tonight?

Yeah, Sure! what time?

by NonChavLutonian July 9, 2009

Magnets

A term for a magical rock bestowed by the almighty god to piss off heretics such as Mormons. Often used by trolls to taunt the heretics, they will always be used as a relic to worship the god troll, or also known as god. For many centuries, these have kept track of earth's magnetic field which changes poles approximately every 200,000 years.

Example 1:
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.

Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.

by TheOmegaTroll June 17, 2011

magnusson

often this nice looking swede, who you always can sleep over with, hence his home is called "second home".

thats such a magnusson thing to do.

by ivanrodriguez December 17, 2013

Ahab madness

a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.

that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch

by Kingsaint22 October 20, 2008

Kain Madness

Kain Madness is a condition that occurs shortly after having sex with a woman for the first time and you gave it everything you have. Kain Madness is much like being a stage 5 clinger except the woman wasnt a virgin to begin with. Once a woman gets the Kain Madness, that pussy is yours for life but beware....it can also be a curse.

Symtoms Include: Clinging, paying for everything, putting up with any bs that you give her, calling all the time, throwing that ass at you, wet or constantly moist vagina while in your presence.

Kain Madness was created by BIGGDAD

Damn man...I didnt hold back with that chick lastnight at all and I think shes got a touch of the Kain Madness

by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009