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John Madden 

VERB---- To speak the obvious
"It's raining" Thanks for the John Madden forecast because the water falling from the sky didn't already give it away.
John Madden by Robbie Quivey June 25, 2008

Thanks John Madden 

Said to someone that states the obvious. Inspired by famed football announcer and HOF coach John Madden. captain obvious
John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!

Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...
Thanks John Madden by Vishus55 January 2, 2009

Benji Madden 

Benjamin Levi "Benji" Madden (born March 11, 1979) is the guitarist and backup vocalist of the band Good Charlotte. His twin brother, Joel, is the band's vocalist. His father left the family on Christmas Eve when he was 16 years old. Benji was often blamed for Joel's misbehavior because he was known as a troublemaker. Benji and Joel also suffered alienation in school for being fans of punk rock. Benji is 5 minutes older than his brother, Joel. They have an older brother named Josh who helps run "Made", their clothing brand. Benji is also nicknamed Kid Vicious after Sid Vicious. He is a vegetarian along with his brother. Benji also often works with Peta to help support vegetarianism and animal rights. Benji has many tattoos and some of which are of Jesus and Mary from the Bible.
see: Joel Madden Good Charlotte
Benji Madden by Sunny Daze May 5, 2005

All-Madden Bullshit 

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.
Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit

The Scott Madden 

Standing on a bed with both hands on the ceiling while thrusting the hips in order to throat fuck a girl.
“I Scott Madden’ed that girl last night.”
“Please teach me the Scott Madden bro.”

all madden cock block 

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness
Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.