Dermatitis MacBookensis

The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.

When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."

by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007

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MacOS X

A form of Unix for those who require simplicity and a monolithic design above the configurability and stability of Linux. It's just another tool to do a job, despite what both pro-mac and anti-mac zealots will tell you.

Since Raul could not find any OS X users wearing black turtlenecks and berets, he moved from OS 9 to Windows XP.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

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macbook

A Worthless 1000 Dollar Piece Of Shit That Can Store 8 Giga's
Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"

Friend: I Got A Macbook For My Birthday
Me: Damn, Unlucky Good Luck Next Year

by Ahdiwnsn December 5, 2016

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mabob

a substitute for a thing that you don't know a name for

hey, hand me that thingeh mabob!

can you pass me that thing mabob?

by lemonlimee October 8, 2011

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MACbagger

One who uses the term "teabagger" in a derogatory manner to denigrate opposing political views, and then wonders why anyone could be offended, since it's just a reference to a sexual act. MAC stands for Male Anal Creampie, and is just a reference to a sexual act. No big deal, and the person or persons who use "teabagger" should be proud to be called 'MACbagger'.

"John Boehner is just another teabagger", said MACbagger Jimmy, as he drank Chris Matthews' kool-aid and stared at Rachel Maddow's tits.

by Pragmatic Paul November 4, 2010

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