Conch Master

The Conch Master is the 2nd oldest living being next to the Magic Conch and carries out important duties from the Conch Spirit itself. The Conch Master is currently living among the humans on Earth as one of them, until the next universal mission occurs.

"The Conch Master is the one who created the big explosion that created our solar system! I shall sacrifice this baguette in honor of her."

by cmaster103 March 22, 2019

the Master Game

A historically based reference to the true sources of power beneath appearances, that is, who is really in charge and pulling all the strings.

Although the Grabber in Chief was elected as the 45th President of the United States, this seemingly unpredictable phenomenon is a reflection of the Master Game at work.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2019

Shit-Brain-Cock-Master

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot

Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master

by f.u.k April 29, 2009

PC Master Race

Gamers who invest time and money into their personal computer and use it as their main gaming platform with the graphic settings cranked up to maximum. Unlike the dirty console peasants, members of the glorious PC gaming master race have the freedom to upgrade their hardware, overclock, modify their game files, and play games at a level of quality unobtainable on consoles.

While anyone can go out and buy a powerful gaming computer which comes pre-assembled, many purists will argue that the money saved and experience gained from building a computer yourself is what actually makes someone a member of the PC master race.

Ryan: Did you hear Dave just built a $2,000 gaming computer?
Jeff: Yeah, he threw away his Xbox and has been playing Spreadsheet Simulator 3 for a week straight.
Ryan: He has truly become a member of the PC master race.

by no gaems June 6, 2013

Vag Master

It is written that King Tony Svahn of Vagalot be'ith the only Vag Master to walk the earth. He slay vag that stands before him and lets no one stand in his way. All Hail King Tony of Vagalot.

King Tony is the Vag Master that slay'th my girlfriend.

by Dancingcuban1 February 8, 2010

the juke master classic

a move pulled under circumstances where one is faced with a drunk acquaintance that you would never think about hooking up with that comes onto you and you simply dodge their attempt to get with you because they are too drunk, ugly, or smelly for your likings

Guy1: where have you been man?

Guy 2(breathing heavily): I was downstairs getting a beer out of the fridge and the next thing I know Danielle pushes me up against the fridge and goes in for the kiss.

Guy 1: oh shit, what did you do?

Guy 2: I pulled the juke master classic on that bitch; turned my head quickly to the right... karate chopped her arm off the fridge and ran up here quickly

Guy 1: the juke master classic at its best my friend...

by 7th flo crew December 13, 2009

MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.

He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.

by weave July 23, 2003