Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)
When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.
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Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
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Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
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Mountain Dew HAS rizz and is normally associated with Indian Rizz because it's beautiful.
Anyone who drinks Mountain Dew has the tech support rizz.
Mountain Dew HAS rizz and is normally associated with Indian Rizz because it's beautiful.
Anyone who drinks Mountain Dew has the tech support rizz.
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"WTF?"
"yeah he use Indian Rizz to tinga tinga her sussy parts."
"WTF?"
"yeah he use Indian Rizz to tinga tinga her sussy parts."
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