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The dirty mortician

You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)
Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on!
by RS THE PIG February 2, 2019
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rigor mortis

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin
i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand
by shitze January 12, 2006
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Mortime

Some faggoty ass nigga who gets real wasted at a party and stays behind sos he can hook up wit anotha nigga and later be pretendin it dint happen tha next day.
-Yo Tre 5, im gon chill here for sommortime, these bitches be fly.
-Shit nigga, we all know this mortime be after these niggas and not these bitches. He ain;t commin to my pad no more.
by FriscoNigga420 August 7, 2008
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Rigor Mortis

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.
Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.
by Rivothead June 4, 2009
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nigga mortis

the phenomenal event that happens to black people after death where the muscles in the body stiffen.
Q: What happened to the black guy after he died?
A: He got nigga mortis!!!
by Contrary_Mary November 25, 2007
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rigor mortis

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long
Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit
by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010
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mortinsky

Brian had to drop a mortinsky before Survivor came on.
by alfonso May 4, 2004
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