Mondo Monday

The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday

“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement”
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”

by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022

Mondo Owada

Mondo owada is 27 year old from Danganronpa THH, his ultimate is “ultimate bike gang leader”, he has a older brother called Daiya Owada. Mondo and Daiya were in other games such as “Crazy Diamond brothers” his hairstyle came from japan, it was called a aippa. He can be a hothead but he is sometimes soft, he would mostly be soft if he’s nervous. He was jealous of chihiro, his best friend was kiyotaka ishimaru.

Person 1:“I like Mondo Owada, his character is pretty cool!”
Person 2: “Same! I think he’s a cool person and deserved better!”

by Crona 🕸 October 3, 2021

mondo

An extremely large turd that exceeds the average size of the male genitalia that is kept intact in one piece.

Reginald: Hey Dorothy, did you receive my snap of my fat mondo?
Dorothy: You're fucking gross.

by marmarfaggots July 21, 2018

brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.

Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.

by Blossomtea August 6, 2020

Mondo Owada

The ultimate biker of danganronpa, he is born in June and bestfriend is Kiyotaka Ishimaru.

Human1: hey look at this danganronpa character Mondo Owada
Human2: nice he’s my fav character!

by rui! December 12, 2021

in culo al mondo

Italian equivalent of Butt fuck Egypt, the literal traslation is "in the ass of the world"

"Dove hai parcheggiato la macchina?"

"In culo al mondo"

by Geronimo989 October 1, 2017

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024