mateo

hes rly chill. his basic phrase is "who asked" or "ok and" or "i dont know" but hes rlly nice an funny and good to stay up w when ur bored bc he does stupid stuff. i barley have classes w him but its fun to be around him and hes good to talk to. also hes good at fortnite and carries me lmao

hi mateooo

by its me guess February 26, 2020

mateo

BEST BESTITE EVER IDC WHAT U SAY ISTG.

yeah im friends with mateo. your not? god u must be boring as hell man

by caitlinnnnnnnnnnnnnn1 March 18, 2021

San Mateo

San Mateo is divided into 2 gang areas The West Side (aka West Madtown or West Madeio) home of the WST (West Side Tongans or just the West Tonga Mob which are basically the tongan bloods) and and the Northenos (aka Northes or mexican bloods) and the other side is Shore View (aka SV or ESSV = East Side Shoreview) which is on the East and Northside which is home to the T.C.G (Tongan Crip Gang) and the Suranos (aka The Scraps or mexcian crips) They have wars between races. Most of the northside is white kids the south which is Hillsdale and Los Prados (aka LP) where the fake northes are and the faggot white kids are and in the hills the whites.

San Mateo Is a gang land

by MS-13 K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 8, 2022

Porcelain Meteor Shower

When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.

Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."

Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

meteorologist

one of the few professions where you can be horrible wrong and still be able to keep your job...they usually make good side money from supermarkets and hardware stores by broadcasting phony weather alerts causing people to stampede aisles in search of a myriad of things they will never use in this lifetime...often blame their obscenely obvious mistakes on the unpredictabilty of a fictional character named "Mother Nature"

- "What did you say you do again?"
- "I'm a meteorologist."
- "Oh. So you study meteors and shit?"
- "Not quite. Basically I get paid to be wrong and suck
at my job."
- "No way dude! You're the fucking President?"

by Twisther Tornadough April 26, 2007

Mateo

A Mateo is attractive af, but nobody seems to notice because he's too short. Usually under 5 feet, a Mateo would be too short to be noticed, if it wasn't for his highly noticeable personality. A Mateo is also extremely smart and won't shut up about it. If you have a Mateo, keep him forever. He is the type of person you want to be with for the rest of your life.

Friend: Isn't Mateo so hot?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend: The smart one. Down there. one
Mateo: (looking up): hey.
Friend 2: OMG you're right
Friend: I know!!!

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 23, 2019

Meteorain

Cloud's best level 3 Limit Break. While leaping into the air, Cloud unleashes a barrage of meteors upon a group of foes causing up to 4 separate hits. This attack is actually best used against a single enemy, unless the targeted group is fairly weak. Used against one opponent, this attack can cause as much as 12,000 points of damage.

Cloud killed the King Behemoth with Meteorain.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004