Mindless Drone

Corporate parasites. Someone who lets the Government and media make their decisions for them. They have no mind of their own.

Tom: Hey, do you like dogs.
Jerry: I read in the paper that they kill people so no.
Tom: You're such a mindless drone.

by Scrubsbuzz January 24, 2012

Middle Child

The forgotten child that no one ever thinks about; The child in the middle of three; The invisible one that no one notices; The one that is never invited to anything because they are overlooked; The one that is actually the best one in the family, regardless of what they think; Thought to be peacemaker, but is just ignored by siblings

Child 1: But it's mine!

Middle Child: Guys stop fighting and just get along.

Child 3: No I found it so it's mine!

by orca_obsession December 22, 2018

Middle Ground

An alternative that does not necessarily have to fulfill the needs/wants of 2 parties but is at least satisfiable. Most commonly used to avoid agree to disagree

Girl: Hunny let's go get some friend chicken from Popeyes.
Boy: Bae we always get fried chicken, how about we try sumthin new. Let's grill some chicken on the grill we just bought.
Girl: But i want the Fried Chicken
Boy: I want the grilled chicked.
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Child: You know KFC serves both right?
(silence)
Girl: Wanna got to KFC?
Boy: I'd be happy to
Girl: I'm happy we found some middle ground , or else you would be sleeping on the sofa again.
Boy: Over some chicken
Girl: Yes over some chicken

by J Wonda May 17, 2009

Sagamore Middle School

A medium sized school that belongs to the Sachem district that is known for having a overpopulation problem jack asses leaving three car gaps the six grade drug dealers and fucking savages who start "fights" by calling each other pussies and never really punching each other and kids that call someone gay then say "SUCK MY DICK"

Sagamore middle school has an over population problem

by Finglefoobus October 21, 2016

Frontier Middle School

A place where the floors are dirty with knock off yeezy prints. Where every corner you turn there is a new set of furries petting eachother. Where someone is always willing to beat you up and Leavy runs around dress coding random people for fun. This place smells like mildew 90% of the time and for the other 10% someone took a fat shit and blew the sewage pipes out.

You go to Frontier Middle School? That sucks.

by disgustedstudent March 13, 2019

Woodbridge Middle School

Hell... worse place on earth, full of ghetto ass bitches and lots of thots that decide to walk like they have scoliosis, pretty sure we’re gonna get shot up and don’t EVER go here.

Woodbridge middle school sucks ass

by Thattttttbitchhhh May 23, 2019

Bellport Middle School

A school where people like Mr. Mac should just stop blowing fucking whistles into microphones to get us to shut the hell up bc NEWS FLASH it doesnt fucking work bitches! also, do you want to die? well say no more! bc this school has the best menu to choose your very last fucking bowl of crap. Hooray!!!! on the other hand, if u want to eat uncooked cookies in home ed, you can! you have no other choice but to eat them and puke ur fucking guts out! and this is a special message to Ms. Garcia..... FUCKING QUIT NO ONE WANTS U AS A TEACHER OK?! GOODBYE!

student: how come i can't go to D.C.?
another student: BC WE GO TO BELLPORT MIDDLE SCHOOL, THE CHEAPEST SCHOOL ON LONG ISLAND.

by dino plant November 2, 2019