Mental retardation

Anti-vaxxer

Hi I'm an anti vaxxer. I have the highest form of mental retardation.

by FuttBucker_imautistic April 29, 2019

mental whiplash

The mental effect of realizing that a basic assumption of your entire life was wrong from day one, usually resulting from a totally new thought, comment, or experience that flies in the face of everything you currently know.

See also; mindfuck.

Mental whiplash is the psychological equivalent maxing out your revs in Third, and then accidentally shifting into Reverse instead of High.

by Downstrike October 23, 2006

mental reps

Mindful repetitions of ideas and thoughts.

"I needed to do some mental reps just before my final exam."

"Thanks to all those mental reps before the job interview, I got hired!"

by yes juanito yes September 20, 2014

Mental 69

When two people simultaneously mindfuck each other, and both get off on it.

That was a fucking mindblowing mental 69. I so need a cigarette.

by TomP May 29, 2007

Mental Pygmy

A person lacking the logical or cognitive constructual ability to grasp what the situation is about or what is actually going on around them! Can also be applied to groups of people (mental pygmies).

The mental pygmy just doesn't get it.
I'm fed up with explaining it to the mental pygmy.

by losconchosnos June 22, 2010

mental abuse

The act of or the effects of mentally scaring a person. The effects are often long term.

"I don't see why people abuse their kids physically; abusing them mentally is so much more permanent.

by no comment December 3, 2003

Mental masturbation

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation purely for the enjoyment of your own greatness and individuality. Subjects range from obscure lp's to cultural movements in preindustrial societies. Either delivered through grand monlogues or subtle conversation orientation, it links large words and random references resulting in nothing acually being communicated.

Though the influence of Ric Okasisk was quite evident within Weezer's blue album, rivers coumo domination of the lyrical form seem quite evident in Pinkerton

by Robert finkle February 19, 2005