Mason

A Snitch who just wants attention by doing the opposite of what you want

Me: im having a party tonight!
Brother: Im telling Mom!
Me: Dont be such a mason!

by BigHi123 June 13, 2018

Mason

An annoying cunt who doesn’t have the balls or courage to do anything

Dude, Mason didn’t ask out that girl

by Portillocheesefry January 21, 2019

Mason

A guy that has a bigger dick than you do

Mason works best with pussy

by The man that fuck ur mom August 5, 2017

Mason

My name is mason so I guess I’m funny but I’m ugly and stuff I’m really not popular or anything I just wish I had more friends I hope you guys have a good day

Him-is that mason he’s not popular at all
She- ya he’s ugly

by Masonisugly September 23, 2019

Mason

A mason is a kid who gets sexually abused by his mother, not father. Most of the time the mother will finger his asshole.

“Mason I swear to god ima finger ya asshole” (the kids name is not mason)

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

Mason

A gay faggot who is annoying as fuck and won’t ever shut up no matter how many times you tell him to.

“MASON SHUT THE FUCK UP!” - Callum

by spoopypotatoes December 30, 2019

Mason

rad ass bitch who likes to party and makes pop punk music. state champs r main jams. excessively eats massively amounts of peanut butter in one sitting. all about that tofu vegetarian life. will fuck your bitch right in the pussy. best nigga is kortni. fucking shit up every weekend like a straight g.

dingus.

friend: hey man, what time is it?

Mason: *whips out dick* it's a little past dick thirty guys

by kortnisinkships December 8, 2014