S.T.U.M.P

Stupid Trainee Under Military Protection

This guy is so new to the army, he is still a S.T.U.M.P.

by Gary Bowker April 28, 2006

C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

by VRnomore April 27, 2010

p.i.m.p.

An acronym for "pee in my pants". Generally used when something said is funny enough to make one accidentally urinate.
Used in close relation to "lol", "lmao", or "rofl".

"HAHAAHA, omg Victor, stop! you'll make me p.i.m.p."

"Victor's so hilarious, i might pimp! irl!"

"have you seen that video of the fat chick falling down the hill? that made me pimp"

by Kimbo McSlice February 19, 2009

p.i.m.p.l.e

acronym, Pissing (or piss) in my pants laughing ecstatically.

Em: that joke was so funny it made me p.i.m.p.l.e!

by *Emshaw March 11, 2009

M.E.M.P.H.I.S

Making Easy Money Pimping Ho's Is Serious

I M.E.M.P.H.I.S. the streets all day!

by Cody Opitz May 13, 2008

B.M.P.

the act of switching the lights on and off in a room full of anxious onlookers while during each on switch of the lights on a naked pose is revealed. Each move has a name having to do with the style of the pose.

Are you ready for the B.M.P.!

by Sphyncter June 2, 2008

G.I.M.P.

A cripple of qualities similar to a P.I.M.P. This invalid has either a deadly disease or physical impairment. He is usually seen thuggin' it up with his biatches in the hospital or other place of handicapped residence (his hood). He prefers to decorate his impairment or medical equipment with toned bling bling. The gimpjuice flows like crystal.

Yo nurse, strip for this muthafuckin G.I.M.P.

Can I get a damn IV tube in this damn club? WTF.

by Gimplaya November 18, 2003