penis lynching

When you are about to cum and you grip right under the head of your penis as to not let anything come out. It's painful yet satisfying.
Oh my God dude, last night she gave me a penis lynching! It hurt like a son of a bitch, but I would totally do it again!
by Janae's snatcher March 29, 2016
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The Marshawn Lynch

While engaging in intercourse with a female, the male turns the female onto her hands and knees to engage her from behind. Upon doing this he yells "BEAST MODE". After this time he continues to thrust vigorously until finishing. With a final, deep, goal-line penetrating thrust, he ejaculates deep in the end zone. At which time he pellets her with Skittles. The male then pulls out of her, relaxing his head into one hand, and whilst grabbing his crotch he falls onto the bed, pointing to the sky in grateful celebration of his 80-yard break out touch down.
"Hey bro. That new girl you're seeing , is she still a Broncos fan ? "

"Nah man, I did the Marshawn Lynch with her last night, she's a Hawks girl all the way now "
by 12thFan April 15, 2016
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olivia lynch

The most beautiful girl there ever was. Just her smile can brighten up anyone's day. And her eyes, they're incredibly beautiful. She's so sweet and just an all around great person. Fuck she's great
Hey you know that girl olivia lynch? Yeah she's beautiful
by Person233 May 31, 2017
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Ethan Lynch

Very Hot, A stud. Eg: very hunky. Synonyms: hot, juicy, sexy.
by Checshlovica April 16, 2022
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Bet Lynched

To verbally destroy someone. Term became widely used as a result of the British Soap Opera character Bet Lynch, a wise cracking barmaid famous for put downs.
Don't nit pick with them. Last time I did I got Bet Lynched.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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Lynch Toad

A phrase than can mean whatever you want. Use it in place of anything.
"Dude how was the game?"
"It was pretty lynch toad"

"What happened to your car Leonardo?"
"I drove it off a cliff, now I'm stuck with this piece of lynch toad"
by The Kiberian Husky March 07, 2010
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Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand
Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.
by Misha1369 September 29, 2009
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