Osama Bin Laden

A fuckin asshole, good for nothing, poor excuse for a living being, who looks like a fuckin goat and fucks little kids; George W. Bush caught him masturbating in a cave last night.

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George Bush: Hey, buddy, wacha doin?
Osama Bin Laden: Masturbating
George Bush: Do you want me to hold that rifle?
Osama Bin Laden: Sure, thanks, buddy!

by Ihategoats June 11, 2006

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Osama Bin Laden

The World Hide-and-Seek Champion, given the title after eluding the U.S. Armed Forces for 9 years and 5 months, but ultimately received a bullet in the face by a U.S. Navy Seal on May 1, 2011.

If Osama Bin Laden would have played more Call of Duty, he would know camping can only last for so long...

by ColdCaliber June 12, 2011

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The leader of al-Qaeda who wants to destroy America. Behind the U.S.S. Cole and 9/11 attacks on Americans, just to name a few. Liberal morons like to think he's connected to the Bush family, when the reality is that Osama bin Laden is one of over 50 children and was disowned by his family and exiled from Saudi Arabia and there's no real connection between him and Bush at all. Try getting your facts from someone other than Michael Moore.

Liberals actually think Bush is more evil than Osama bin Laden. What they don't seem to realize is that if bin Laden could, he'd have them all lined up against a wall and shot.

by America > You October 11, 2006

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Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter

One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...

"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".

by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011

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Osama Bin Laden

Was good during the Soviet-Afghan War. Kinda turned into shit when forming Al-Qaeda, Hid for nearly 20 years, cucked the United States and responded to the Zionist backed government with 9/11

Zionist American: "Al Baghdadi and Israel are my heroes I want them to fuck me"

Intellectuals: *Fucking starts another 9/11 for Osama Bin Laden*

by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019

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