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Free Lunch

The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.
Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!
by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020
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Lurching Around

The act of pursuing or hitting on females in an extremely sketchy or sleazy manner, usually while thoroughly inebriated. Telltale signs may include bad dancing, inappropriate touching, constant staring, rude comments, and standing over someone's bed and watching them sleep.
The party was good, but I felt really bad for some of the girls there, Adam was really lurching around all night.
by The Whitest Knight August 17, 2008
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singing lunch

Actually one of the best urban terms ever for throwing up, originating in Australia. A major projectile vomit normally accompanied with numerous sound effects.
Gary is currently out beside the bar having a major singing lunch!!
by Larryfun September 8, 2005
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Content with a life of cricket and lunch

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.
'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'
by GoATMoN July 11, 2009
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God is back from lunch

This is an expression to be used when someone who has been through hell finally has something go right in their lives.

An unexpected blessing, a miracle, to show that God, who had apparently been slacking off for a while, has finally reappeared.
"After an agonizing journey with stage 4 cancer, she found out that the man she has secretly been in love with for 20 years has also been in love with her. Now she's cancer-free, and they're engaged. God is back from lunch."
by SneezyDwarf June 25, 2013
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chodified lunch

a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!
guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!
by REEE! March 1, 2008
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Lunch Me

When a person won't stop bothering you to meet for lunch.
"God, this guy I know keeps trying to lunch me"
by Full Blown August 29, 2007
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