Canadian Lube

Maple syrup used for lubrication.

Hold on, I think I'm going to need the Canadian Lube.

by thelordofkeks August 3, 2016

Luber

Luber is a love uber.

The payor of the Uber receives a sexual favor in response to paying the Uber.

It’s like sexting for transportation.

Shelly said “ If you luber me to you I will blow you”.

by Bgow November 27, 2018

Lube

Short for "lubricant." Commercial product used to lubricate sexual intercourse, often anal sex between two men. Lube allows the penis to enter the anus without pulling or tearing of the anal tissue. It also allows time for the anus to expand and accept the incoming phallus.

Dude, it's not going to work without the KY. You'll rip me up otherwise.

by Max Payne March 7, 2003

ludes

1 - Slang term for the drug methaqualude or simple quaaludes, a barbituate like Central Nervous depressant drug which causes clumsiness and fatigue, often used to treat insomnia and anxiety.

2 - "TO BE ON LUDES": Idiotical, Dull Minded, Dim-Witted, Stupid, Lacking intelligence, Feeble Minded.

1 - My doc recommended i take ludes for my insomnia, there illegal but TS.

2 - WTF?? Are you on ludes mate? dont you know what im getting at? you cant even follow the simplist of instructions cant you?

by Brother Number One August 22, 2005

J-Lube

A lubricant used to assist in medical and obestric prodecures involving farm animals, comes in a powdered form. Water can be added to make the lube slippery while various amounts can be added to produce the desired consistancy. Also used in sexual acts when excessive lubrication is required, such as anal fisting and insertion of large toys into the anus.

I Filled an enema syringe with J-Lube and filled my ass with it before being fucked hard in the ass by my dog's huge cock.

Fucking in a tub of J-Lube is an immensely erotic experience

by ButtSexLvr April 18, 2006

Full Service Lube Job

A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it

(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)

MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

LUEshi

One of the most popular LUE fads ever. Posting it on LUE is now a markable offense.

In response to a topic:
Expected LUEshi/10

by rarr August 12, 2004