Los Angeles Coke Line 

When a threesome is occurring, with two girls and a guy, before ejaculating the guy pulls out and nut in a line on a table. One of the girls then precedes to snort the semen and hock it into her mouth and then spits it into the other girl's vagina; therefore impregnating the girl.

Mom to Son: "Son don't worry about being the accident your brother is a product of the Los Angeles Coke Line."

Son to Mom: "Thanks Mom!"

Los Angeles Coke Line by The Palmer Gang March 2, 2008

Los Angeles Kings 

A team that was on the verge of losing popularity and being flushed down the toilet because of struggles, but only to have that be saved by the Great One, good old Wayne. The team basically became the Edmonton Oilers years after the infamous Gretzky trade in 1988. In 1993, the team had five players from Edmonton, or more, and went on to the Cup finals.

Ever since, they have been a pretty fun team to watch, especially with guys like Avery (the dirtiest hockey player on Earth) and Roenick (hilarious man who has starred in sitcoms and gambles off the ice, and did a chicken dance). They have been in and out of the playoffs. Hockey games are continously sold out in L.A., and California for that matter.

L.A. Hockey Fan #1: Hey man, I turned on my T.V.. I realized that our Los Angeles Kings are in the finals against the Habs.
L.A. Hockey Fan #2: Well, no kidding! Gretzky, Huddy, Kurri, McSorley. That's four former Edmonton Oilers who built a dynasty in the 80s!
L.A. Hockey Fan #1: Yeah, the kings sure did jack the shit out of the Edmonton Oilers.

L.A. Native #1: Not only are the Lakers and Dodgers a hit here in Los Angeles, but what about those L.A. Kings?

L.A. Native #2: Yeah I was watching them play last night. Sean Avery was chirping everyone on the other team as always. J.R. started dancing on the ice after the game.

L.A. Native #1: Well, then. Let's go buy tickets for the next home game!

Los Angeles Kings by mr. hockey September 12, 2006

Los Angeles Dodgers 

Preferred team of trashy asians and 99.9% of LA's mexican inhabitants. Never go to Dodger Stadium wearing SF Giants or non-USC (i.e. UCLA) paraphernalia, or you will be heckled, mugged, and then raped by a hoard of cholos.

Dodger Cholo 1: yo homie, that bitch is wearing some giants shit
Cholo 2: aiight let's go fuck him up and steal his rims, ese....

Los Angeles Dodgers by evil monkey October 19, 2004

Los Angeles Clippers

They suck major shit, no talent on the team. Disgrace to Los Angeles and the lakers. Should just stop playing basketball and the NBA should make them a d league team. Their roster is full of gays such as Kaman, Davis, and Brian cook.

FUK THE CLIPPERS

Vinny likes pussy
Davis is a fatass

just look at their record in their past two years.
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS=GARBAGE

Los Angeles Clippers by GOAAAN December 9, 2010

Los Angeles Dodgers 

A Major League Baseball team originating from Brooklyn, NY, which moved to Los Angeles. Colors are white and blue.

The Los Angeles Dodgers play the San Francisco Giants tomorrow.

Los Angeles Dodgers by Isi Oamen October 2, 2003

Los Angeles Angels Of Anahiem 

MLB team formerly known the anaheim angels. probably the stupidest team name name ever made up. it says two different cities in its name and they don't even play in LA. any mexican knows that this name is retarded cause they read 'the angels angels of anaheim.' that's almost as stupid as naming your kid 'you'
say, 'you wants to play with you' and you then realize that this is the most retarded team name ever created.

Stupid White Guy: Yeah!! go angels!

Smart Mexican Guy: Hey ese, eres loco. I'll cut you, ese.

Los Angeles Angels Of Anahiem by el ganso March 30, 2005

Los Angeles Lakers 

#1 The Best Team in the History of the NBA

#2 The Most Hated Team in the History of the NBA

#1 14 NBA Championships, Best all-time win percentage, Only 4 losing seasons in 40 years, All-Stars such as Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy, Elgin Baylor, and Jerry West.

#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"

Los Angeles Lakers by Spikesy July 13, 2006