longina

a longina is an extremely wide and flappy vagina

Dude your mom is such a whore, she has the nastiest longina I've ever seen!

by Mike Vail is a bitch June 14, 2009

Logging On

Bringing your phone in the bathroom to facebook while you poop.

Tim: Where's Patrick?

Jim: He's in the bathroom logging on.

by Kukes June 25, 2012

winter logging

when someone freezes a poo and uses it as a dildo for either themselfs or others. soon the ice will melt leaving a poo filled vagina.

girl 1 "yesturday i left a poo outside and in the morning it was as hard as ice and so i stimulated my vagina for the rest of that day with it. i just love winter logging"

girl 2 "um... ok"

by the public illustrator November 14, 2009

logging-off

to log-off, or logging-off; Exiting a situation due to boredom or gheyness. Can also be used to tell someone who is acting ghey or stupid to leave or die.

"Dude, stop being ghey, please log off of life."
"Eff you man, this party is so lame, I'm logging-off of this sausage fest."

by eRoc_of_Triple_A December 22, 2008

logging

the sexual act of putting wood on your partners chest and cutting it in half with an axe

yeah my ex girlfreind was into some kinki shit she use to like logging with me.

by the lumber jack October 13, 2011

logging in

very rare to encounter or behold, logging in has been practiced for centuries. logging in requires a diet high in fiber and a girl with a real loose pussy. you take a shit so that its hangin out of your ass. DO NOT pinch it off! let it harden and fuck your girls loose box with it. you have successfully logged in!

if that chick wasnt so tight, i could have logged in; shut up mom, im logging in!

by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008

Loging

The Downright coolest dickheads in the world, Often are very clever and good with their words!

What did he say? i dont know i dont get logings

by Lostbutfound12 March 17, 2009