cum-logged

An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. The resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in cum. When the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be "cum-logged."

Aargh matey, that bit of wood is cum-logged. Throw it overboard to Davy Jones's locker and put in a new piece of wood. Pirates want a dutch wife that isn't a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. Aargh!

by Alex Davis March 29, 2008

Longer

What my dick is compared to yours!

Well I sure am longer than you!

by TecknoGEEK October 30, 2019

Longdrive

Getting that shlong .
Getting that D in your mans car.
A long drive gettin the sum dick.
A long car ride and dick ride.

Ammar:wanna go for a longdrive ?
Lyn: yesss

by Notxaii June 16, 2018

loned

to withdraw
to indulge in loneliness

"who journeyed to Denver, who died in Denver, who came back to Denver & waited in vain, who watched over Denver & brooded & loned in Denver and finally went away to find out the Time, & now Denver is lonesome for her heroes,"

- from "Howl" by Allen Ginsberg

by Wes Webb November 8, 2008

great wolf lodged

A water park and u can stay there to!

I had so much fun last night at great wolf lodged i cant wait to go again

by Coco123456 December 11, 2016

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by oodee March 5, 2004

longer than forever

a couple term used to describe how long their love for each other will last.

Girl: "You guys are gonna last a long time."
Girlfriend: "I know. We promised each other we'd last longer than forever."

by Nikaeluh July 13, 2011