Local Face

A skinny cracked out looking girl that usually works at your local gas station or convenient store. She'll have bad teeth from smoking and lack of care. She looks about 10 years older than she actually is. Usually hangs out with the local wiggers and always has an angry look on her face. Can also be spotted at what ever local bar that scumbags hang out at. Old dudes and your slower friends may think shes kind of hot. There is at least one of these girls in every town and they never leave because they don't have a car. You can see by the way her face looks that shes never been anywhere and will never go anywhere.

Dude 1: Hey man did you see that new girl working at the gas station.

Dude 2: Yeah she has a bad case of Local Face

by Pomack September 10, 2011

Local Ass Nigga

Has been with loads of women within the same area/town; usually unemployed and has an education level no higher than high school.

"Girl, my cousin, her two best friends, and their sisters have all "dated" him!" "Really? He's a local ass nigga.."

by Approval June 24, 2016

Local-ish

adj. Belonging or relating to an area or community, wherever you find yourself.

Jenn lives in Maui a few months a year, so she's local-ish.

by www.livelocalish.com June 20, 2017

Regular Local Eighter

A person who has a high opinion of themselves and likes to finish something later.

I'm a regular local eighter I'll come back and get that later!

by Allen of Tim November 15, 2016

your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

localesed

What you get if you type the word 'knackered' into a mobile phone with pre-emptive text.

(This is an exchange of text messages)
Dave: Are you coming down to breakfast?
Fred: In a bit, I'm localesed

by Feek May 5, 2006

LocalAdmin

A terrible, horrible, yucky yucky, no good, very bad Minecraft player who is infamous for loving anime and furries.
He also is widely known for sweating a lot and sleeping 12 minutes every fortnight.

MrDansku: Yooo, LocalAdmin is the HvH god!

by yonen likes men February 17, 2020