Lisening

When you appear to be listening, but you actually are not.

Oh, yeah, I was totally lisening to your new audio book.

by The Misspelt Dictionary April 21, 2018

losering

Being a loser

Brad: So whatcha up to?
Sophie: Not much, I supposed to be going out tonight, but then I realised I've got $0 money, so now i'm not going and just losering behind my computer.

by MicheLLe1239978 January 2, 2010

White Guy Listening to Headbanger Music

Choking on dick or to choke on penis

White Guy Listening to Headbanger Music-Kyle Block

by Kyle Block October 20, 2010

Irish Lisping Prick

Caelan (said in irish accent)

Fuck you, you irish lisping prick

by rhysy_69 August 16, 2010

Listering

When someone goes after younger girls (and sometimes boys) with sexual intentions. Listers also are often found by your local hardcourt spying on prey while reciting to himself about Chechnyan warriors while using there Bluejay-like mating call to attract prey.

Person 1: Hey mate, I think I can see Jono Listering over there by the hardcourt
Person 2: He's such a freak for Listering

by Young Boy Bluejay March 19, 2022

Lestering

Lecherous pestering.

Someone who lecherously pesters senior peers would be lestering or a lesterer.

by Anouk10 May 3, 2010

Listening to my adiction

When you have a fav artist you listen to all the time. Any chance you get.

Person 1: whats up
person 2: Nm just "Listening to my adiction"
Person 1: wth does that mean.
Person 2: it means im listing to my fav artist taylor swift.
Person 1: oooooooooooooooooookay

by Giggly stripes July 6, 2011