Crank That Lincoln

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.

One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.

by Todd MacGuire December 29, 2007

Full Lincoln

When you score four times, and then she blows your brains out.

Mary Todd didn't have the endurance to give me the Full Lincoln, so I seceded.

If only I had a sturdier Lincoln Log, then she'd have given me the Full Lincoln treatment.

by Monster Cock Bros. August 5, 2010

Lincoln

Sexy man with a huge penis and is a flat out stud at everything he does.

Hey it's Lincoln!

by Johny dep June 29, 2017

Lincoln Tunnel

The sexual act of wrapping a $5 dollar bill around the schlong and then slamming the aforementioned schlong in a girl's pooper.

One day I was out of condoms, so my gf gave me $5, but I said "f**k that bitch", I'm just gonna use the 5 and Lincoln Tunnel her.

by hubiedubie December 13, 2012

lincoln way east

School full of bomb threats and kids complaining about Lincoln way north

"Lincoln way east is better then North no matter what anyone says."

by Brunzy83 April 9, 2017

Lincoln Hawk

To win the love of your son by performing an act of heroism instead of actually raising the boy through childhood and adolescence

"I can win his love, I'll do a Lincoln Hawk and win a vegas Arm Wrestling Contest in his honour!"

by Sir Fabsalot April 23, 2004

west lincoln high school

full of a bunch of tater digging cousin fuckers who yell "yee haw" all day long.

i fucked my cousin yesterday in the west lincoln high school locker room

by stonedatskool4life20 March 21, 2019