Libra

A PERFECTIONIST.

Wow.. she is SUCH a Libra! :O

by bumblrb33 October 30, 2020

libertage

A slide or video montage highlighting patriotic images. Contraction of liberty and montage. Generally associated with American patriotic images.

That Micheal Bay movie could have used another libertage.

by the dude pdx May 22, 2016

liberal locusts

United States: People who are either registered as Democrats or espouse liberal and leftist values (i.e. thinking gun control is going to stop mass shootings, higher taxes, defunding the police, supporting riots, supporting sanctuary cities and giving financial assistance to illegal immigrants, wasteful government spending, etc.). These people tend to no longer like the state they live in (or the region of the state they live in) either because of the results after they made disastrous liberal votes and elected terrible liberal politicians that have ruined the area in which they live or because they have caused others to leave the area because of the demands they have made on either the cities or the state in which they live leaving it a shell of its former self (See San Francisco, Seattle, Detroit, Baltimore, etc.) Upon realizing this uninhabitable living situation, they then fly off to other states or regions to only repeat their disastrous liberal voting and implementation of leftist policies that destroyed the places from whence they came.

Texan seeing a new neighbor: "How y'all doing? I see you just moved in across the street. Where y'all from? Maybe I can show you around and we can go to the local range to fire off a few rounds."
New neighbor: "Nice to meet you. We're from California. Thanks but no thanks on the offer to go "shooting", we don't believe people should be walking around with guns; citizens don't need guns which lead to mass shootings - that's why we have police!"
Texan: You Liberal Locusts make me fucking sick. Kindly leave Texas and go back to California!

by BerkBiggler September 11, 2020

library monster

A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.

"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."

by Gully Foyle February 27, 2010

Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

Library Fever

When you go insane from spending too long in the library and start to find everything funny. Similar to cabin fever.

"Is that the smell of your feet?"

"Yes."

Hysterical laughter ensues. Library Fever.

by B'tom Ornstein May 17, 2010

libreoffice

a type of office software which is a better and FOSS (free and open source) version of microsoft paid dogcrap and shitty propietary google spyware. also an improved fork of openoffice. crashes everytime you move your cursor.

person 1: ms office is so fucking expensive are there any good alternatives

libreoffice: yes

by worshipper of Tux September 18, 2021