Chocolate lever

When a man gets a hand job at the same time as he is pooping.

Ryan loves getting a chocolate lever before work.

by Warric August 13, 2016

Saturday Night Lever

The erection which surfaces during a session on the dancefloor at the local discoteque.

It was clear for everyone at the dance-off to see that Tony Manero really had a Saturday Night Lever.

by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

pulling the lever

BEATING UR FUCK MEAT AT A SLOW PACE BUT REALLY HARD

i was pulling the lever last night and now i have penis cancer

by not all blacks have ebola May 2, 2019

Leeroy Le Gallais

A "Leeroy" or more specifically a "Leeroy Le Gallais" is an insult meaning "someone who has sex with horses". It also is used to refer to someone who is a bit rurally simple, or generally used for "idiot".

The terms "a Leeroy", "doing a Leeroy" and "to be a bit of a Leeroy" etc, are easily confused with Leeroy Jenkins (who became infamous from World Of Warcraft for leaping headfirst into a situation regardless of strategy), hense the use of the full term "Leeroy Le Gallais". Usually the short version "a Leeroy" is used when context will suffice to explain.

The insult was born after public outcry in Guernsey when a Guernseyman hit national headlines when he was taken to court for molesting a horse (locals couldn't believe that some freak would actually do this, Guerns aren't all like him!)

"I think he's a bit of a "Leeroy Le Gallais" if you know what I mean."
"What are you, some kind of Leeroy?"
"He looks futu! I reckon he spent all last night Leeroy Le Gallaising"
"That mare looks like its been Leeroy Le Gallaised"
"You've got to remember - they're a bunch of Leeroy Le Gallaises!"

by Frogfaerie March 29, 2007

Lepercan

A pena. The origins are unknown. It resides in caves and occasionally under the beds of unsuspecting children. Normally it feeds on maple syrup because most live in Canadian territories; however, it loves to eat the skin of lepers. Scientists are not sure, but it is possible that these creatures are part turtle, part llama, and part chicken fetus.

I was tucking my son into bed one night, and he told me that there was a Lepercan underneath his bed. We disposed of it quickly with our family Kalashnikov.

by John MacAbee April 26, 2011

lederhosen

From Germany, they are pants made of leather, hence "leder(leather) hosen(pants)."

I think my lederhosen are one size too small.

by Galloping Ghost June 21, 2005

Beaver Lever

Your Cock

That girl surely does love yanking on the Beaver Lever

by Lajopi 292 October 13, 2008