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Lettuce Monkey

When you cup a your fart in your hand and then slam it into someone's face by placing the cupped hand over their nose and mouth.
Did you hear that? Slaaaaaaaap... "Lettuce Monkey"!
by knapptown357 December 14, 2009
mugGet the Lettuce Monkeymug.

limp lettuce

a term used for a woman with a loose vagina
hit that

na man she got the limp lettuce
by frickinburt January 17, 2014
mugGet the limp lettucemug.

Book Lettuce

The most sauciest lettuce on the market. Usually enjoyed while reading a novel on turtle breasts. Only found in underground playhouses.
That book lettuce from Nora’s playhouse was very enjoyable while reading the novel “A turtle and it’s breasts”
by Tea Toaster August 1, 2018
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Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.
James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found
by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019
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Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult
by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020
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Lettuce Republic

A country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repetitively involved in bailing out banks
After the Glass-Steagall Act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, America's transition to Lettuce Republic was complete
by Agit8r August 2, 2011
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Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.
by integrandpiano December 24, 2018
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