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Lettuce Monkey

When you cup a your fart in your hand and then slam it into someone's face by placing the cupped hand over their nose and mouth.
Did you hear that? Slaaaaaaaap... "Lettuce Monkey"!
by knapptown357 December 14, 2009
mugGet the Lettuce Monkeymug.

limp lettuce

a term used for a woman with a loose vagina
hit that

na man she got the limp lettuce
by frickinburt January 17, 2014
mugGet the limp lettucemug.

Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.
"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"
by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017
mugGet the Spread the lettucemug.

Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult
by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020
mugGet the Condensed lettucemug.

party lettuce

the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying
Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.
by party_lettuce_147 August 1, 2015
mugGet the party lettucemug.

lettuce guy

When describing a person, to say he is a good guy. Usually people who order no lettuce are not as nice
Mark: I needed a dollar for food, man sorted me out for the whole week
Joe: he a lettuce guy bro
by wrorty December 8, 2021
mugGet the lettuce guymug.

Grilling Lettuce

Grilling Lettuce is used to communicate the smoking of marijuana in a low-key manner.
Dude: "yo man! What ya doin after work?"
Man: "Oh you know, grilling lettuce."
*Epic fist bump ensues*
by El Monsoon November 12, 2016
mugGet the Grilling Lettucemug.

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