Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...
John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.
Nick: But your not retarded.
Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.
John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.
Nick: But your not retarded.
Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.
by nick May 17, 2005
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
Legal Shota/ Shōta/or Shouta, is a young boy (18 and over) that looks younger and more child like (like how a legal loli does). Honey-Senpai from OHSHC (Ouran Highschool Host Club) is an example of a Shōta and is not a Legal shōta because he is 17. There are also different types of Shotas, such as a Shota Trap. A legal Shota trap applies the same way.
by ArtistMark October 19, 2022
Something that isn't alcoholic, sharp, shoots, top opening, side opening, less that 2", fully automatic (including washer/dryer combos), or capable of holding more than 5 bullets, it's CA legal. This is because even though we like to think we're liberal, with guns, knives, and most other things, we're hard asses, with the acceptation of Utah beer.
Most knives and guns aren't legal in CA, but in bordering states (Nevada, Arizona, and Mexico), so it makes it pretty useless in some cases.
Most knives and guns aren't legal in CA, but in bordering states (Nevada, Arizona, and Mexico), so it makes it pretty useless in some cases.
by NATE LOWRIE!! January 13, 2008
(n.) winged creature that is alowwed to give evidence in a court of law.
(n.) Good legal representation. Stoic, good at manipulating facts to his or her advantage.
(n.) Good legal representation. Stoic, good at manipulating facts to his or her advantage.
OMG the legal eagle is attacking the judge!
The legal eagle surveyed the defence, and noticed how the defendant became intimidated when someone got close to him, and began stuttering.
The legal eagle surveyed the defence, and noticed how the defendant became intimidated when someone got close to him, and began stuttering.
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
1) Usually a person's full name thats given at birth, it can be changed by filling in the proper forms and paying the appropriate fee.
2) A name that the government approves.
2) A name that the government approves.
Your Legal Name Is Albert Einstein
by Vincent December 14, 2004
When an item is too expensive to legally buy due to it being a brand name or trademarked, but available to buy on the internet from another country for a lot less money.
After buying a usually expensive authentic jersey online
(Person 1) Hey man that's a sweet authentic Pujols jersey. What was it like 200 bones?
(Person 2) Nah man, I bought this online e-legally from China. Just cutting out the middle man. 40 bucks. Run and tell that!
(Person 1) Hey man that's a sweet authentic Pujols jersey. What was it like 200 bones?
(Person 2) Nah man, I bought this online e-legally from China. Just cutting out the middle man. 40 bucks. Run and tell that!
by gophils February 09, 2011