learnches

A series of lunches where subject matter experts present topics so others can learn while they have lunch (learnches).

Yo I wanna eat a taco salad and learn about JavaScript, you got any learnches planned?

by Bin-chickens March 17, 2022

Learning Strategies

The most boring course you could take in all of school history.

Learning Strategies is a horrible course please get rid of it.

by BobDaBlob27 October 4, 2023

lunch & learn

This is way to promote your business by providing an information session over lunch. It is also known as a chat & chew.

I am providing a lunch & learn to drum up more business.

by HollyDe October 15, 2008

Landmine Learning

When a child encounters an explicit or adult topic or phrase they don't understand, and they ask an adult about it, or regurgitate it in some fashion. In stead of calmly explaining to the child the adult nature of the topic or phrase, the adult "blows up" and punishes the child for being inappropriate, often not explaining why it's inappropriate.

Landmine Learning example:

Child- "Mommy, what's a dildo?"
Adult- "What?? Where did you hear that!?"
Child- "From a kid at school..."
Adult- "I don't ever want to hear you say that again. Go to your room!!!"

by Alexk44 May 6, 2020

Lunch & Learn Bandit

Someone who comes to lunch & learn meetings without talking to the vendor and with only the intention of getting food.

The Lunch & Learn Bandit strikes again!

by Mr. SWW August 21, 2023

Self-Directed Learning

A phenomenon in which you ask yourself why the fuck you just paid $2000 to hear a professor tell you to watch a YouTube video.

Teacher: “all right class, the next hour will be focused on self-directed learning! Here’s the homework, go ahead and self-direct yourself how to do it!”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”

by Pacific Liberator May 14, 2020

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018