there's ninjas on the lawn

Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.

I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.

by Russ Bus January 9, 2008

mow the lawn

Three words that, when put together, become a statement that is feared by many teens and kids.

Dad: Greg! Go mow the lawn!

Greg: Dad!! Im........ uummmmm............. using the bathroom!

by Drew0683 June 20, 2011

Lawn of the dead

The, usally well-kept and grassy, are outside public schools, libaries, supermarkets and take-away joints unwillingly populated by dead-beat, thick-as-shit students kicking cans and smoking during weekends. Occurs mostly in dull, sparsely populated towns with no cinemas.

Reference to the cult-zombie movie Dawn of the dead.

Gimmie and his mates have made their own lawn of the dead outside Supa-value, next to the bins. I hear Chanele offered him a blowie if he bought her a packet of fags. Bloody 'scalp turned her down.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

lawn fairy

used in place of field fairy. referring to a soccer player.

can also be a gnome.

Bill: Did you see that soccer player yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah i saw the lawn fairy.


Jillian: My mother put a lawn fairy in the flower garden yesterday. I don't know why she likes them.

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009

lawn monkey

An illegal immigrant, especially from Mexico, working as a gardener.

Hey bro, lookie that ratty-ass pickup fulla lawn monkeys.

by Wordgasm September 3, 2003

lawn darts

Term used by High Powered Rocket Enthusiast to refer to the state of the rocket when the parachute fails to deploy.
It is not a good position for your rocket and usually causes considerate amount of damage. Very cool to watch as long as it's not your rocket and you haven't spent alot of cash and months building it.

Phhhhhhsssst...rocket takes off....Beautiful flight
It starts to curve down
Amateur Rocketeer: #*%@ my "chute" didn't fire! All my rockets turn into lawn darts!
Hits the earth cone first at a high rate of speed
Spectator: Man! That was cool!!!!!

by LeAnneC September 1, 2006

Lawn Mowing

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.

I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.

by The.Sharpie. May 27, 2017