Lawn Manor Academy 

Lawn Manor Academy, the worst school in swindon.

"i go to Lawn Manor Academy"
"oh, im sorry"

Lawn Manor Academy by anonymous October 16, 2021

lawn clippings

Its when pot leaves or tobacco is mixed in with the weed as a filler

Guy 1: Nigga the fuck is this lawn clippings?
Guy 2: yea the welfare check aint come in yet

lawn clippings by Want some gas? May 19, 2022

Lawn chair 

When you fall and you fold up over your face.

Rob Dyrdek: Thats what you call the lawn chair when you fold over your facelike that.

Kid falling-

Texas slut: Man, that guy just did a lawn chair!

SoCal skank: That was gnarly!

Lawn chair by socal skank August 22, 2011

Lawn Mowing 

To eat the hair out of the asshole

Dude last night I lawnmowed that girl no mess no hairs. That was a good lawn mowing.

Lawn Mowing by Eslur June 1, 2019

Lawn Flamingo 

The unthinking liberal mind that is as useless as a pink hunk of plastic out in your lawn. Talking to the plastic may get you further, it has more intelligence...

You are a #LawnFlamingo and talking to you is a waste of time. Lawn flamingo is a useless hunk of plastic...

Lawn Flamingo by Irritated conservative June 2, 2020

lawn darts

1. a game created for sole use at parties in which you hate everyone there and would like a good excuse to throw darts at them.

1. "Where are you going?"
"Off to Gary's house, gonna play some lawn darts and hope he gets hit.

lawn darts by Deadseraph May 10, 2007

lawn trout 

Euphemism for feces. The product of taking a shit. Refers to fecal matter left in a dry environment, usually grass.

Andrian went to get the mail and slipped on a lawn trout.

lawn trout by The Steiny August 28, 2007