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Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...
by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021
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Rocket Launch Code

A password (usually auto-generated) that is complete nonsense. Example: *)36/Pn=p>(JOp5dcqtUo"@G
These passwords are ironically a good practice to use since a brute-force attack based on non-nonsense data is more likely to guess a password like "fuckrobot34" than "lG.j"UXhSHZ*|c>j|$oBfXr1"

The phrase comes from the assumption that a string of characters needed to launch a rocket would be very random as to protect the system from hijacking.
The password that was suggested to me on superconfidentialgovernment.com looked like a rocket launch code.
by Echold2006 April 13, 2023
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Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019
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Mexican Boat Launch

When a nasty bastard takes a dump in the pool.
Hey man, did you hear about Steve? He did a Mexican Boat Launch at the community centre last night!
by RichterScl July 2, 2016
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Jug Launch

A game where people or hahbeebees are tied to a carousel and teams launch piss jugs from a water balloon launcher and try to hit them in the face and dick
I am excited to celebrate the return of the supreme leader I hear theres going to be a round of jug launch
by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024
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launch

Colloquial term in Australian English

NOUN: LAUNCH
1. Any type of informal gathering, involving the consumption of alcoholic beverages, with the overarching goal of becoming drunk
VERB: TO LAUNCH
1. to partake in a launch
2. to reach the state of being drunk
(As a 'noun'): "Mate, are you gonna be at the launch this weekend?"
(As a 'verb'):
1: We are gonna be launching this weekend...get ready.
2: I've launched, bro, i can't drink anymore.
by DuTcH DoG August 7, 2022
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Soft Launch

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.
Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"
by Joka June 1, 2023
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