Landon McLendon

a boy who sara kate fell for and then tries to text with “ oops wrong person “ and then he never responds until one night he says “ n “ with no explanation ever , the end!

“ landon McLendon hasn’t ReSpOnDeD”

by sarakateloveslandon June 9, 2019

Landymn

landymn Landymn is a person of great responsibility. The calling over his life is most definitely blessed and port forth by GOD himself. This is a person who is very strong willed, caring, and compassionate. On the other hand, if it comes to a point where you do him dirty, it will be the end of something great. All in all, no one can compare to the King Landymn is and has always been destined to be.

There can be no more than one Landymn.

Landymn is the king over his life.

Strong willed is the whom is named Landymn.

by BrothaSteele October 17, 2019

landon

a manz with i 2636 inch cock that would take out north korea in one swing of his massive dick

ohhhhh landon he’s got a cock that pleasures

by cockmaster42699372 December 23, 2021

landdon

if your name is landdon you are probably a country white boy that is athletic, smart, and a church goer. You probably focus hard on school and are very analytical about some things. You keep your family close, including your cousins. You Probably play sports like football and basketball and maybe archery or som other sport that requires extreme focus.

your such a landdon

by cupofmornjoe October 30, 2022

Landonism

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people with the name Landon.

A: “I fully pledge myself to Landonism”
B: “You hate Landon? Me too!”
C: “OMG I do too! Let’s make it a religion!”

by riyacq October 31, 2022

Landon School

Landon School is a private, all-boys school in Maryland. The students divide their time between a wide array of academic classes and sports. With a heavier emphasis on athletics than many other schools in the area, it provides a place for those who seek varying levels of educational difficulty alongside compulsory sports. It is undergoing a massive reconstruction phase, rebuilding almost all academic buildings. Despite the opinions of many other private school competitors, Landon is a safe space for all.

"Why is that kid wearing a coat and tie?"

"Oh, he goes to Landon School."

by StudiousStudent January 24, 2023

Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

by Agent000 July 31, 2023