Log Surfing

Surfing the web while taking a poop.

"Dude you took forever!"

"Sorry bud, I was log surfing"

"That explains it. Lets go bowling."

by mrcbeezy May 11, 2010

Melty Log

When someone takes a crap on a campfire so that the turd rests on a piece of wood and slowly roasts, stinking up the entire campsite. A slowly burning/melting turd.

"I burnt my ass hairs off making that Melty Log over at the girls campsite!"
"Dude, it was so worth it though. I can hear them screaming"

by Mahalollama September 13, 2009

Log twister

When you have the skil to make your shit the shape of a pretzel

Dude I just did a log twister on taylor's beak

by negrazzzz January 22, 2009

Lager log

The sleek-and-smooth sort of bowel movement often experienced the morning after a night of heavy drinking that softly slips into the water like an otter off the river bank.

"I'll see you in 10, Harold, I'm off to deposit a lager log in your lavatory".

by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015

Grave Logging

This is an activity that involves removing the metal lid of a flower holder, from a grave stone. Then excreting into the hole then replacing the lid.

After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.

"We went grave logging last night, I heard someone coming while I was logged on so had to cut it off and hide."

by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009

toffee log

A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks.

by Ms T February 21, 2003

sawing logs

to be asleep, to be snoring like a chainsaw cutting down trees.

She passed out last night after the party; she was totally sawing logs.

by ArtMoxie September 4, 2008