llamaphobia

The fear of llama’s

When your afraid of the tall,glamorous, majestic and magical llama

“AHHHHHH! A llama every body run” said Jeff while running away from the llama

“Jeff it won’t bite you, it’s just fluffy” said Alex

“Yeah right the second you turn your back, it’s plotting to kill you” said Jeff
“Don’t say anything Alex leave him be he has llamaphobia after all” said the llama

“Did you just speak?” Asked Alex

“Yes and I am not fluffy I am evil” said the llama

“TOLD YOU ALEX” said Jeff while getting eaten by a llama

by Llama Queen April 11, 2022

Llama lord

The llama lord is known for its godlyness and fluffiness

The llama lord could crate llamas and destroy all llama kind

The llama lord is approximately 100,000,000 meters tall (328083989.5 feet) taller than all llamas

The llama lord’s Scientific name is: lama glama lorma
The llama lord is 60 million years old

Sadly the llama lord is just a myth among the llamas

“The llama lord is very tall” said mally

“Yes it is” said mrs. Candy

by Llama Queen April 12, 2022

HMS Llama

Commisioned in 2010 off the UK Dorset coast, Royal Navy sea class destroyer. Her credentials include Soberton.

Did you see HMS Llama sail yesterday?

by BobNestaMarley May 22, 2011

taco llama

Taco llama means a llama that LOVES tacos! A unexpected but nice combo.

Taco llama is also a fun catchphrase to use!

1- Taco llama! Your so funny!
2- Who are you?! WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!
1- TACO LLAMA.

by Taco_llamas December 28, 2021

Ur mamas a llama

Burn of the century

Normie: ur brother a mother
Me: ur mamas a llama
Everyone: OHHHH!!!!!

by asdagigafo March 17, 2018

llama rape!

llama rape is when a llama rapes you because you are in their way, or when a llama finds you sexually attractive and you refuse to have sex with it so it uses force.

the girl was very scared after she became a victim of llama rape!

by popper XD August 24, 2009

llamicorn

A creature that is half llama and half unicorn. It usually has the body of a llama but the horn of a unicorn.

Person 1: "That unicorn you drew looks like a llama with a horn."

Person 2: "It's a llamicorn!"

by KC ShadyLyon January 19, 2011