Dropped A Linda

When you take such a massively long poop, and part of it sticks out of the toilet water; this creates a worse smelling aftermath than the typical shit, as raw feces are sticking out of the water.

-"How was the shit?"
-Terrible dude, I totally Dropped a Linda.

by justinbeiberisahomo December 7, 2009

spicey linda

preforming oral on a mensturating girl

i gave her a spicey linda and she gave me an Eric the Red

by some dork February 4, 2004

linda moment

A linda moment is having a blonde moment but being brunette. Also a linda moment is dumber than a blonde moment.

Ex.

I just had the biggest linda moment ever! Im so dumb.

by 5875 June 7, 2014

Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

A Linda Lee

A paranoid mother who is scared of her kids catching flying m&ms with their mouth.

“NO THATS DANGEROUS” -says a Linda Lee

by Roxiibunnt May 30, 2018

linda beck

a person people might know

Man-she killed a man, her name was Linda Beck
Woman- OMG WHAT THE HECK
Man-that rhymed
Woman-oh, hehe
Man-I love you
Woman- Me..me too

DA END

by FartingBeanz April 15, 2020

linda bug

the feeling of “what the fuck” and “why are men so stupid”

“how are you?” “i am feeing quite linda bug”

by linda bug April 14, 2023