lap flap

the flaps found inside numerous magazines that fall out onto your lap usually asking you to resubscribe or to buy a certain product

person 1: *reading magazine* holly sh!t what the f*ck was that thing on my f*cking leg!!!!
person 2: dude calm down its just a lap flap....p*ssy

by my name is a secret shhhh September 2, 2010

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lap shots

Having a girl on your lap as you each take shots eventually turning into a straight up make out session.

Remember that girl last night? She seemed uncomfortable until we did lap shots. Things got wild.

by Justhim2 October 6, 2013

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Lap dancers

Bounce on your ass all day and get paid to make a male turned on

Damn there lap dancers

by Nighthawk69 July 27, 2014

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Lap jacking

When your friend is getting a lap dance at the strip club and you keep leaning over to watch the girl dance.

Hey Dude quit being cheap and lap jacking my dance. Get you own damn girl!

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Dude I have no money right now, I'm just gonna lap jack your dances tonight.

by Pigg157 March 16, 2008

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lap heroin

really good, addictive sex

Billy ain't hanging out with us anymore - he's on lap heroin.

by Karaw May 23, 2007

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The performing of a lap dance from a female to a male when that male LAPS (hence why it's called a lap dance) a female in track races usually a mile or more. Instead of moving over to let the boy pass, this new process shall be instituted to make races more pleasurable.

"I'm passing you, time for a lap dance!"

"You don't have to 4:52 me, just give me a lap dance!"

by warriorlax1220 May 17, 2009

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