Sri Lankan

When you have a shower straight after having a shit because you have no toilet paper

“There’s no bog roll”
“Just have a Sri Lankan then mate”

by joeynned June 8, 2019

sri lankan

the maddest fkn race in the goddamn world!! if i find out who u r mudafkr ill fuk u up so bad

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Lankan Slut

a lankan girl who is a slut ; commonly found in canada ( sri lankan tamil girls who are sluts becuz they dont have boyfreinds)

Boy1: OmG look at that lankan slut..wtf is wrong wit these girls?
Boy2: They think they're pretty.
Boy1: Ya pretty ugly man sri lankans shouldnt be wearin shit like that

by Josoooo October 18, 2008

Lanna

a stunning gorgeous girl always ready to help when you need it, sometimes stubborn when it comes to stopping her friends from doing things there not allowed to, but still a very smart and logical girl. she'll always make a difference no matter where she goes. A loving and understanding daughter, a cute dimple face girl, who is no trouble to take care of, or be friends with.

Man I wish lanna was here

by Zainab Asim 1222 December 27, 2017

Sri Lankan Steamer

Person who shits their pants when force is applied.

Bob had a Sri Lankan Steamer after he was punched in the face!

by One Two February 6, 2008

LanLanLanBan

AKA LAMELAMELAMEBAN
WHAT A F***** GIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'd so do her though so the point is moot

LanLanLanBan, pfft, more like LAMELAMELAMEBAN

by DustinIsSephiroth October 18, 2008

Landan

A fucking horrible person who should go somewhere else apart from hear and is a horrible boyfriend which makes him a terrible person just in general. He doesn’t deserve a nice,pretty girl but he has one

OI LANDAN IS SUCH A DICK

by JAYJS BITCH April 6, 2019