Dirty Lacey

The act of defecating into a condom. Freezing said condom. Then removing fecal matter from condom and inserting into vagina for sexual pleasure/arousal.

Ed pulled the frozen poo out of the freezer in hopes that Peg would be aroused and ready for her Dirty Lacey.

by Edna Smith November 29, 2011

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shane loves lacey

hi lacey😒 i love you ig 😒😒😒😒😒 literally date me u cracker😒

shane loves lacey with his whole heart!

by shane <3 lacey May 29, 2022

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Lacey Louise Babatz

1. Commonly used to refer to one of, if not the most, beautiful women in the world. I mean we're talking just absolutely gorgeous. Like good lord. Cuz damn - she fine.

Man 1: "Woah baby, did you see Lacey Louise Babatz today?
Man 2: "You know I did. That girl is fine as hell".
Man 1: "Mhmm, and funny too".
Man 2: "You ever notice how sweet and kind she is?"
Man 3: "Y'all talkin' about Lacey Louise Babatz?"

by Dork_Nerd January 22, 2021

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Lacey fletcher couch

A extremely Disturbing case of a couch with a girl named lacey fletcher laying on the couch dead melted into the couch, the girl weighted less than 100 pound and covered in her own bodily fluids and fly larva, apparently the reason she was there is because she had Locked in syndrome which is when you cant move a muscle or anything, it was estimated that that girl was on the couch for 12 entire years, YES you heard me 12 ENTIRE YEARS WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE, This is such a disturbing case that im actually shaking while writing this shit.

Evan: Hey John
John: Yea Evan?
Evan: Have you heard of Lacey Fletcher Couch?
John: No
Evan: * maniacal laugh * search it up
John: ok
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IM FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!

by Fucked up stuff November 06, 2023

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