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KLEENEX

Having a pale complextion. Being very untan. Phospherous glow.
Kim has the look of a kleenex!
by Ericka Pullen July 20, 2008
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Kleenex

What (Diane Talamante) uses to stuff her bra. Where not sure what company made those kleenex but where afraid to find out. Diane has one year suply of tissue in each bra cup. Diane if your reading this U CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF WHICH U PROBABLY DID!
DIANE Talamante could loose 25 pounds by not wearing tissue theres a new weight loss diet for you bitch!
by Anonoumouys Fatass April 5, 2005
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Keenebean

a goofy looking child with black hair and a fat face in which sarah cotton is in love with
keenebean is a giant dildo
by Sarah April 6, 2004
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Kleenex & Q-Tips

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.
Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.
by Kahoki February 1, 2009
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counting kleenex

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.
by Shuaman April 22, 2016
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kleenex moment

brb i need to have a kleenex moment

1- where's he gone?
2- i think he's gone to have a kleenex moment.
by pixie101 April 8, 2010
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a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange
oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!
by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006
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