Hong Kong Head is when an asian girl pours soy sauce in your penis and gives you a rough blow job, licking all the soy sauce off.
"Dude, Jenny gave me some bomb sex last night."
"Well, i got hong kong head from Jasmine!"
"Sound of Jealousy"
"Well, i got hong kong head from Jasmine!"
"Sound of Jealousy"
by dolphineisha April 13, 2014

When one shits out pieces of egg roll, fried rice and mongolian beef in a gusing river of poo that is faster than when you shoveled it in.
by JB 2025 September 26, 2025

A city off the coast of Mainland China that used to be a fairly decent place. After its colonisation by the UK, it became a giant melting pot of cultures and a "Shopping and Food Paradise" for the tourists. Its people are pretty great and there is a lot of undeveloped land in HK due to its many hills. In 2019, there was a massive protest where young people protested against a very controversial extradition bill that soon turned into a protest for democracy and for China to keep their hands off Hong Kong's rights, since China is notorious for its human rights abuses and the June 4th 1989 incident. The protests were peaceful at first but after the police began to use violence on the protestors, they too, turned violent. After nearly a year of this whole thing, they ended due to a National Security Law that basically stripped Hong Kong of all its rights. Now, it's a miserable police state with no freedom of speech, no way to commemorate the Tiananmen Square Massacre and it's getting worse and worse. Hong Kong has been miserable for almost 2 years now.
What happened to my home?
What happened to my home?
Person 1: Hey, do you know about the Hong Kong protests?
Person 2: Yeah, I supported the protestors.
Person 1: Wow, me too. I miss the good old days, don't you?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 2: Yeah, I supported the protestors.
Person 1: Wow, me too. I miss the good old days, don't you?
Person 2: Yeah.
by FANGIRL#2365 February 15, 2022

Hong kong Life is a way of life embodied by a few basic principles, we will get into shortly. Lets start with the origins, i was first introduced to this way of life in 2010 in my travels in asia. I ran into a kind Australian bloke who began to teach me the true meaning of a well balanced life. Ill never forget one of the most valuable lessons my bupu mentor taught me was to never turn down a chance at porking, because one day i would regret not porking all those girls when im weak ans feeble and my porking days are over.
So the basic day to day principles are very easy to get the hang of. One being PMW, pussy, money weed. These are always going to be the top threw priorities on the day to day for one who follows this way of life. Remember, dont turn your nose up at some slizz! The next is BFF, this is Bag Fun Friends. Life is short and securing the bag is necessary for freedom which then leaves room for just having fun and copping the homies insane drip. I will never stop this lifestyle and my mentor, wherever you are out there, i wish you many luck and much sex. Peace Love and Bupu.
So the basic day to day principles are very easy to get the hang of. One being PMW, pussy, money weed. These are always going to be the top threw priorities on the day to day for one who follows this way of life. Remember, dont turn your nose up at some slizz! The next is BFF, this is Bag Fun Friends. Life is short and securing the bag is necessary for freedom which then leaves room for just having fun and copping the homies insane drip. I will never stop this lifestyle and my mentor, wherever you are out there, i wish you many luck and much sex. Peace Love and Bupu.
Hong kong lifestyle keeps my bag lookin good, i get sit back and sucked, im a golden god. Never felt this good.
by Bupu Warrior April 7, 2021

Britain controlled Hong Kong so long they almost forgot it was China before it was controlled by them. Really it's between China and Hong Kong to determine what becomes of Hong Kong, not between Big Daddy White and China as another thing to fight a Cold War over.
Hong Kong will go on the way it always has, whether it's controlled by China, independent, or some other way. It's a bit arrogant of some countries to think Hong Kong should be more like them, when really they have to help themselves. They don't really need everybody else to help them.
by The Original Agahnim June 5, 2021

by Dio goes WRRYYYY6 April 28, 2021

by helo i like to eat ur poo March 26, 2024
