ass knocker

a complete jackass

my brother is such an ass knocker

by noodle fishing September 29, 2008

mommy knockers

The still-attractive breasts of a mother. May be displayed prominently or left hidden for the imagination to discern. More attractive than mommaries.

"I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby." - Seth to Evan on his mom's mommy knockers, Superbad, 2007.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010

water knockers

term used the windsheld wipers for a car.

I have to go to autozone and get some water knockers for my slab.

by arbnmedic April 9, 2010

Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.

I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!

by rhastings88 April 3, 2009

Bush knocker

someone who has a fetish for excessively hairy vaginas.

tom, you bush knocker go get that chick!

by zazy z December 21, 2010

poney knockers

Big boobs, it's generally used by northern ontario residence but it is derived from swedish slang for fake boobs.

She has big poney knockers.

by nappies;lkl;k;lk January 14, 2010

faggit knocker

a person who knocks a faggit in to place

gay dude; Uhh, why did you hit me.

ben coy; I was knocking your gayass into place you faggit knocker .

by dookie twirl August 13, 2016