A tender ass chopped nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , overall a great loving person but cant stop getting played , great basketball player so everything cancels out , still a great boyfriend also
by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025

a cute as boyfriend that loves u no matter what happens and then u think that he think u like someone else but really u have fallen more deeply in love with him then you think
him: "whos that?"
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"
him: "ok.."
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"
him: "ok.."
by ok fineeee September 14, 2020

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"
by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "
-ghandi probably
-ghandi probably
by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!
i love you Kristian
by weloveyou333 January 2, 2017
