Kristian

Big prick

I have a big willy unlike kristian

by Fryguy367 September 10, 2023

Kristian

A tender ass chopped nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , overall a great loving person but cant stop getting played , great basketball player so everything cancels out , still a great boyfriend also

Kristian js got cheated on for the 7th time

by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025

kristian

a cute as boyfriend that loves u no matter what happens and then u think that he think u like someone else but really u have fallen more deeply in love with him then you think

him: "whos that?"
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"

him: "ok.."

by ok fineeee September 14, 2020

The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row

oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

Hao kristian

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

Kristian

He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!

i love you Kristian

by weloveyou333 January 2, 2017