KRISTIANS

he is gay and stupid and a tiny little length and he is bumb
KRISTIANS is gay so I loved him
by TOESS August 12, 2023
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Kristian

My ex that should definitely get back with me
"Kristian better miss me as much as I miss him"
by esi:') August 24, 2021
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Kristian

by Fryguy367 September 10, 2023
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Kristian

an absolute cunt, does not care about anyone ever but seems to always smell good with a shitty mullet and pubic beard on his fucking face
wow that kristian is such a cunt
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Commonly mistaken for Tristan, Kristian's are known for harbouring an alter ego which comes out every time they pass a mirror. Although you must beware as they are known scone snatchers!! They are also Grandmas favourite cousin, but only issue is ... she thinks its Tristan.
Is that Tristan?
No!!
Sorry I mean Kristian!
by Granny54321 March 21, 2023
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a tender ass chopped little nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , great person overall just cant stop getting played , good as fuck at basketball so i guess everything cancels out , still ugly as shit and gets 0 bitches
Kristian got cheated on yesterday😂
by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025
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A tender ass chopped nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , overall a great loving person but cant stop getting played , great basketball player so everything cancels out , still a great boyfriend also
Kristian js got cheated on for the 7th time
by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025
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