kiwi fruit

A small furry fruit from New Zealand. Brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. High in vitamin C with a sharp tangy taste.

Dan: Are you getting some kiwi fruit? They're BOGOF at Sainsburys.
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!

by plastix fantastix May 18, 2005

kiwi enema

Coloquialism, common in Australia, used as a slang reference to anal sex. It is a play on the slang term for New Zealanders, ie "kiwis" (thus a "kiwi fruit" would be a homosexual). The term is used frequently to refer in a literal sense to unwanted anal sex, in fact having the actual meaning of some untoward event or reprisal being invoked on the target of the speaker.

"Oi, mate. That may pass for manners in Buttfuck Iraq, but if you harrass that lady any further I'm gonna take this can of Fosters and give you a kiwi enema with it."

by DrCruel November 21, 2006

kiwi fruit

A street name for a drug from the plant Marijuana. Usualy smoked through a bong or rolled in a joint.

Have you got the kiwi fruit?

by Twattt April 14, 2008

burnt kiwi

Carla’s pussy

Omg Steven don’t mess with Carla, she has a burnt kiwi.

by Ehumpy June 12, 2018

meat kiwis

A synonym for testicles.

It's my second date with Tina tonite. I better trim up my meat kiwis incase I get some lovin'.

by Jona Skyday October 15, 2007

Kiwi Loveboat

Transport ship carrying live sheep leaving Fremantle port. West Australia

New Zealander who likes having sex with sheep.so any ship boat carryin live sheep become a kiwi loveboat.

by dragonflyzinthewest November 06, 2010

flyin kiwi

a sick awesome best brand motocross bike aka kawasiki!!!!!

chad reed kicked all ur asses with his flyin kiwi suck that!

by twoodley November 12, 2010