user juke

Unequivocally the best move in Madden. The player simply wiggles the analog stick a bit as a defender approaches, which causes the ballcarrier to quiver awkwardly. This in turn confuses the approaching defender, who panics, dives out of bounds, and leaves an open avenue to the end zone. Nearly always results in a touchdown.

Great for pissing your friends off.

Jake (on defense): Oh dude, I'm gonna hit stick you so hard!
Roy (offense): We'll see...
----Roy performs a user juke----
Jake: F-fuck! what happened!? You did some kind of weird jiggle thing!
Roy: User juke, bitch. Six points, Titans.

by pigpilot January 18, 2010

Filthy Juke

A hotdog that consists of Gravy, Honey Mustard, and Onion balls

yo my boy just opened a new filthy juke stand over there

by Benedicttt’s December 23, 2021

octopus juke

a goofy looking juke in which the arms are waved in an octopus like motion.

corner back: you aint going nowhere!
wide receiver: bring it bitch!
QB: hike!
wide reviver: *octopus juke*

corner back: what the fuck????
TOUCHDOWN!!

by Mackevelli July 26, 2011

booty juke

butt fucking the way you know you like

Aw yeah! Got some booty juking tonight!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

muscle juke

1. When a person, who is deceptively strong for the amount of muscle that they have, can lift the same amount of weight or more than someone who is a lot larger.

2. When a skinny kid comes out of nowhere and is insanely strong... and no one knows...

Jim: "I was at the gym today maxing out at 280 lbs..."
Andrew: "That's awesome!"
Jim: "But then this guy who looks like he weighed half as much as me did that weight as his warm up. He freakin muscle juked me."

by dontgetspiked April 1, 2010

double dick gay juke

a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.

guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked

by raph852 December 16, 2008

nissan juke

A car by Japanese manufacturer Nissan. A cheap SUV with a tiny engine which is very over worked with producing 190BHP. Its design is very peculiar and asymmetric which probably gave its name. Instead of being called the Nissan PUKE, they decided to give it a more market friendly name such as the Nissan JUKE.

Friend 1: Hey brother from another mother. Do you see that Nissan Juke there on the street?

Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.

by XXMetodZ November 9, 2010