Rittenhouse Jihad

AKA Y’all Qaeda
A group of right wing extremist terrorists who blindly support Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, the latter whom is their very own Osama Bin Laden.’

The Rittenhouse Jihad hate America and everything it stands for.

by Patriotic Leftie April 7, 2021

declare jihad

The act of taking a violent, greasy and sometimes loud shit.

Man, that spicy pork made me declare jihad on the toilet.

by Slaney May 18, 2006

Christian Jihad

Giving all the bible thumping retards a reason to act like jerks, and to Judge anyone and everyone they see fit, more or less a complex of "I am better than you, because I dont drink or smoke" usually resulting in the christian looking like a dictator and a jerkoff
See : Cockbag

"man that guy was being a dick because I went to that party and ended up hooking up with this fine ass bitch. mother fucker tried to pull some christian jihad on me, that dirka dirka bitch."

by Xaviur September 10, 2006

stomach jihad

stomach ache, about to crap your pants

I just at some spicy chili and now I am having a stomach jihad. Where is the toilet I am about to have a stomach jihad.

by SPC Kevin A March 9, 2007

Jighaboo

A racist term toward black people who are foolish dress funny and spend all their time on the porch.

John: well you see I'm from the south we call black folks jighaboos and chase them with pitch forks.
Derek: holy shit dude that's so racist you're going to hell

by darth nator September 5, 2016

sexual jihad

It's like a terrorist attack on your pussy

Mel: How was he last might
Steph: Dude it was like a sexual jihad! I'm still recovering

by jrfett November 9, 2014

Social Terrorist/Jihadist

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.

Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.

by Imparitor October 12, 2010