Jesus Christ

The almighty lord living above the heavens protecting us from any bad thing happening to us.

Praise Jesus Christ

by Fizzzyy April 19, 2021

Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.

“Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!

by Wistopher December 1, 2019

Jesus Christ

The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?

Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?

Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!

by Faded_Grace07 August 1, 2021

Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009

Jesus Christ

A real Superstar.

Jesus Christ Superstar

by Yentelman November 28, 2017

Jesus christ

Our lord that will protect us from the homos.

-Look it's jesus christ

-amen

by 1337eliteprokillstreak February 7, 2018

Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018