Jess Ray

verb: To have sex between the butt cheeks without anal penetration

See "hot doggin'"

Tyler wanted to Jess Ray the girl but she said there was no way

by emullama February 21, 2009

Jesse Knapp

Pretty much the awesomest and most feared bro ever. He has been living for what many historians equate to,"Fucking forever" and has been the cause for some of mankind's greatest catastrophes, namely, the Rape of Nanking, 8 of the Crusades (he's not a fan of the Arabs), and the early 21st century release of "From Justin to Kelly". He is currently only spoken of in closed corridors at night by those deemed worthy and even they are forced to secrecy. That noise you heard last night when you woke up next to your girlfriend? He just impregnated her and evaporated. Seriously.

Someone named Robert: I just straight Jesse Knapp-ed that dude in COD.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.

by Jesse Knapp April 2, 2010

jesse lucas

Jesse is often described as a sexy beast sweet, caring and just an amazing person to be around. He is most known as the sexiest man alive as shown on 20 to 1 and voted by burt newton. He also is the bnest wingman and hes pickup lines are almost as sexy as his abs. He is also great in bed belive me i would know ;). He often spends his weekends having duhh sexaaay tym in the bathtub or shower with a blunt plastic spoon and/or waterbottle>

"Is that Jesse Lucas?"
"Yeah"
"OMG what a sexy beast!"

by thesecondsexiestmanalive August 23, 2011

jesse

a Jesse is a really amazing guy that loves to cook (or is a chef). He can make anyone laugh, and is incredibly hot. Has a nice voice. Easy to talk to and fun to be around.

Dude that guy is so nice! He must be a Jesse!!

by Gingy October 10, 2016

Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011

Jesse

A wonderful guy who's loyal to his friends, family, and pets. He loves anything with peanut butter and has a caring heart made of gold. God is always with him.

It's my home slice Jesse over there

by Kittiewhittie June 5, 2016

jessaca

Simply the best.

Better than all the rest.

Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met.

Jessaca is amazing.

by Neptune65 December 18, 2016