Jensen

An annoying, smart, weird, guy who likes to be with his friends and will sometimes talk to his crush, he's great boyfriend material.

OMG He is such a Jensen

by The Lady In Yellow May 5, 2018

Jens

Cool guy

Dude! That guy's awesome! Is his name Jens?

by tiziliAN September 21, 2003

jenkai

indicating a sudden surprise given on a certain day, for example: on the new year's day

"pulling off a jenkai" means to surprise someone suddenly marking the surprising beginning of something, just like how jennie from blackpink and kai from exo have surprised us with their dating news on January 1st,2019
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jenkai is also known as nininini or nini square

A: wow! my co-worker really surprised me on my birthday with so many gifts!
B: seems like your co-worker pulled a jenkai

by lightlessbulb January 1, 2019

Jensened

From the verb "to jensen". Definition - screwed up, to do irreperable damage, to be clueless, a complete mess, to screw up everyone's day because of your actions.

"Oh that's real nice - you really Jensened me this time."
"This is all Jensened, I'm taking a lunch."
"You reallllly Jensened it up."
"Please try not to Jensen me, I'm havin a good day so far."

by The Gunnnnn April 16, 2008

Jenkem

For those who have hit a tolerance for sniffing glue, Jenkem is a cost efficient hallucinogenic drug which is composed of the individuals own faeces being fermented. The substance is inhaled similiar to glue, and the side effects include a highly powerful rush. The taste of faeces only lasts a month, which is unfortunate as the drug loses flavour over long time use.

CJ was unable to finish his art work due to being on a constant high from jenkem which is his own fermented faeces.

by SeniorGreenTeam July 26, 2022

Jenkinsed

adj. High, drunk, and rowdy. Inebriated and ill/bitch-like.

Rob Smith was jenkinsed last night when he raped Eric's cat.

by Max Power September 6, 2003

Jensen

He is a great guy to talk to, and will talk to anyone he is interested to listen to. He is a wonderful men to have as a boyfriend, also smart, kind , respected , and nice to people he talks .

I need a Jensen

by Negro 69 December 9, 2019